mX will become an irregular part of Imperial Life. In it I will grab three articles from the CityRail newspaper that Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane Commuters have become accustom with. So lets begin...
Shamed star Mel Gibson has allegedly been caught on tape admitting he hit the mother of his child... It's another bombshell development, following the revelations last week that Gibson was taped spewing a vile, racist rant at his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva... On tape, a teary Grigorieva is heard asking Gibson, "What kind of a man is that who would hit a women when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?"... The Braveheart actor responds: "You know what, you f...king deserved it..."
- mX Goss & Glam in Mel's shame on tape from 8th of July 2010
Stelek also posts about the racist Road Warrior (I am actually doing this post on the 11th but publishing it on the 8th... be awesome if the same could be done with assignments). Now if you live in Australia then the link that Stelek provides wont be much help since we have been screwed when it comes to internet access. Not sure why the Government has decided the tape needs to be censored... not like we are a socialist nation trying to cover up a massacre. But enough about the Road Warrior and onto improving your sex life...
Smarter husbands perhaps knew this all along - doing household chores is a far better way to woo a woman than giving chocolate or flowers. Just under half of the female surveyed by De'Longhi said helping around the house was the way to their heart. About 50 per cent said they'd be more impressed if their partner did the ironing than take them for a weekend away or a romantic candlelit dinner. The results have emerged alongside the revelation that women spend 5472 hours of their lives ironing, compared to 4680 hours for men... women still think men don't pull their weight at home... De'Longhi's Kate Rolton said: "Modern men are clearly missing a trick. If they take a little more time to help out their partners with the ironing, they will reap the rewards in the long run and earn brownie points..."
- mX News in Girls love home help from 8th of July 2010
So for those who missed the connection. Helping around the house with domestic duties will earn brownie points which may result in some fun... or even getting to spend money on plastic crack. Note - no female is the same so your results may differ. For those guys out there that don't know how to iron here is a guide, from AskMen.com, on ironing shirts (also includes a link to doing the laundry). Some hobbyists out there may need alittle more help when it comes to wooing the opposite sex. For those guys a shower and some fashion advice may be necessary. Now a look at dead bodies...
Undertakers could dissolve corpses in chemicals then flush the remains into the sewage system under plans being studied by European bureaucrats. The controversial method has been hailed as a much more ecologically sound method of dealing with the dead. The process is called chemical hydrolysis... The body is placed in a silk bag, itself placed within a metal cage frame. This is then loaded into a Resomator. The machine is filled with a mixture of water and potassium hydroxide, and set to 180C. The end result is a small quantity of green-brown liquid containing amino acids, peptides, sugars and salts... [and] soft, porous white bone... The liquid can be recycled back to the ecosystem by being applied to a memorial garden or forest or imply put into the sewage system...
- mX What in the weird in Dead put in dunny from 8th of July 2010
Sounds like something from the Warhammer 40K Universe.
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