Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Jwolf's List of Six Anti-fun Issues

While trying to find Jwolf's blog I stumbled across this post over on Bell of Lost Souls. My thoughts are in italics...

#1 People Don’t Know the Rules
By that, I mean all of us, to a greater or lesser extent, do not have the rules memorized sufficiently to prevent errors. 99% of errors are simple mistakes; the rest are cheating. The problem is that when you look up the error your opponent made (in his own favor) it’s hard not to think he knew the rule and cheated. The solution is to know all the rules and help your opponent play within them. This requires a more thoughtful and systematic approach to learning the rules than the vast majority of tournament players are willing to put forth. And just because you don’t play tournaments doesn’t mean you shouldn't know the rules – every game is made better if the rules are applied accurately and consistently.
I agree with these. But for some members of our hobby playing the game is only a weekend or once a month event. Rest of the time is focused on other aspects of life such as work, school or family. So learning the game takes longer. From the Warp has got some useful downloads that includes a guide to vehicle movement and damage.

#2 The Myth of WAAC Lists
There is no unbeatable list, no perfect build, and lists themselves don’t care at all if they win or lose. Any list can be fun or terrible to play against, so don’t roll your eyes at a list and groan, make the best of it and move on. If a player consistently brings lists that are not fun to play against to friendly games, nature will handle the issue, and most tournaments have composition scoring. If your local tournaments are being dominated by particular lists, build to beat those lists yourself.
Once again I agree that no list is unbeatable. And this goes for the over hyped Leaf Blower list. However, balanced all-comer lists are designed to deal with any threat.

#3 The Myth of WAAC Players
Honestly, this is one of the worst concepts out there. If the player is just an a--hole and no fun to play against, he’s just an a--hole and no fun to play against. If he cheats to win, he’s a cheater. If he’s both, he’s a cheating a--hole. Implying that a desire to win is somehow part of the problem helps to perpetuate the myth that anyone who plays to win is part of the problem, which is decidedly not the truth. Yes, people who cheat and lie to win will break the rules to win (#1 is our part of making this go away). For friendly games, shun cheaters. In tournaments, report them and dock them all the points you legitimately can.
Reality is beginning to unravel as we speak... if only Jwolf said that the Metagame was also a myth.

#4 Believing the Most Important Rule is the Only Important Rule
Play the game by all of the rules, don’t expect your house rules to become the standard. If you think your opponent isn’t following the rules, say something and get it worked out according to the rules. Remember that your opponent is under no obligation to let your super command squad destroy his army just so the game plays like the background stories you write on the fiction section of your blog.
Be careful Jwolf... one of the fluff nazis might call you a WAAC.

#5 Believing the Most Important Rule Isn’t Important
Give your opponent the benefit of the doubt and don’t expect the same. That unit might be 6” or 6.1”? Let it go, either way. Your opponent forgot to move a unit until he was halfway through his shooting phase (or even when done with shooting)? Let them move it. If there is a time limit, play to the best of your ability so as to make it possible to finish in the time limit. Remember that the other person’s time is as valuable as yours, so avoid texting, taking phone calls, and other distractions as much as possible.
For casual games I completely agree with this. However, in a competitive game (either friendly or in a tournament) I can't see this sort of view being acceptable.

#6 Stupid Dice Tricks
These include having a special pair of dice you only roll for Leadership tests; picking up your hits instead of your misses; refusing to reroll an unclear roll; applying your rules about cocked dice inconsistently; and any of those “dice-rolling techniques” (cheating on your rolls). People notice when you do any of these things, and every one of these makes the game less fun for your opponent.
Once again I agree. And I'm surprised reality hasn't asploded. This is possibly the best article I have ever read on Bells of Lost Souls. Now if anyone knows Jwolf's blog please point me in the right direction... assuming he actually has one.

3 comments:

  1. Ah, there you are.

    The blog looks good, mate.

    Brent

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  2. I'm sorry indeed I missed that article, for it deserves praise.

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